OO boy I really need to concentrate on my studies but this being bugging me for a while! The topic today is about women. Yes women one of god creations that still baffles me till today.

Raised my school days in all boys schools except the last 2 years before freshman year didn’t help me understand women that much. Hell even in college I just be friends with few of them, and to be honest I think I need meet a lot of women just to understand women in general.

Ok in general people might look me as nerd probably with my specs and all although I think by definition nerd is that refers to a person who passionately pursues intellectual activities, esoteric knowledge, or other obscure interests which is ok until the fact they become loner and lack of social skill and ultimately lead to demise. Which pray to God on that second part not to happen to me.

It easy for me to figure what men taking or what kicking so might but women drive me nuts. Seriously they just drives me nuts. For me when men talks about A he mean A but with women when talks about A she means B or C

here another examples

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you’re welcome. (I want to add in a clause here – This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’ – that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’ … that will bring on a ‘whatever’).
(8) Whatever: Is a woman’s way of saying %@! $ YOU!
(9) Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to # 3.

I going to get migraine if can figure women soon! Arhh Nuts!

But even all of these crap we men still weak against women and love them!